About Alexandra Heep:

Alexandra Heep is a longtime writer, chronic over-thinker, and recovering content mill survivor. Her work has appeared in literary journals, anthologies, and online platforms where words are still respected. She writes children’s books, health reflections, and the occasional blog post laced with humor and hard-won honesty. After years of illness, detours, and navigating the noise of modern wellness, she returned to writing with the firm belief that stories—like people—don’t have to be perfect to matter. She publishes under multiple pen names and drinks more goat milk than you’d expect.

Saturday, October 22, 2011

Crazy Search Phrases


My friend Julie from Wooly Acres had a post on her blog this month about the crazy search phrases that readers type into the Google search function that brings them to the blog. When I looked at my traffic sources for this blog, I did not find much out of the ordinary. The strangest phrase was "how to check who isnt tweeting". Uh, I may not be qualified to answer, but … if they aren’t sending tweets that should be a good indicator.

But, I was curious to see what brought people to my other blogs and checked them too. I did find some interesting search phrases. Here is a list of them:

and anyone who has something (from Gracie’s Sunflower Patch) Who has what?
cat lennon (from Gracie’s Sunflower Patch) Cat Lennon Who?
to think of (from A Heep’s Tale) Who’s on first?
she also uses it (from A Heep’s Tale) Who’s on second?
… and my personal favorite:
uriah heep put subliminal messages in their songs (from A Heep’s Tale) Really? That could explain why I turned out the way I did.

2 comments:

Glorygarden@msn.com said...

Oh, that made me laugh! More so your comments about each one.

Diane said...

Perhaps cat lennon is related to John? :-) I'm enjoying your humorous side, Alex.