By Alexandra Heep: Author. Humorist. Occasional cat translator. Currently publishing children’s books and writing like it’s 1989—only with fewer mix tapes.
About Alexandra Heep:
Alexandra Heep is a longtime writer, chronic over-thinker, and recovering content mill survivor. Her work has appeared in literary journals, anthologies, and online platforms where words are still respected. She writes children’s books, health reflections, and the occasional blog post laced with humor and hard-won honesty.
After years of illness, detours, and navigating the noise of modern wellness, she returned to writing with the firm belief that stories—like people—don’t have to be perfect to matter.
She publishes under multiple pen names and drinks more goat milk than you’d expect.
Monday, July 23, 2012
You Might be a Facebook Addict if:
10. You type www into your browser, Facebook.com pops up.
9. You click on your browser's history and Facebook is the top website.
8. You panic when you go on Facebook in the morning when it takes you to your sign-in screen as you never log out and forgot your password, it's been so long.
7. You can't remember your significant other's phone number, but you know everything that has been posted on his or her wall.
6. You don't like thunderstorms because you are afraid they will take down power/Internet where you can't get on Facebook.
5. You have met people in person after having talked to them on Facebook.
4. You tell everyone that your kids ignored your friend requests.
3. You write a blog about spending too much time on Facebook.
2. You come up with a list titled "You know you spend too much time on Facebook if:"
1. You read this and nod, giggle, or promote this post.
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7 comments:
Is there a Facebook anonymous?
If not, someone should start one!
Fortunately, I am not on Facebook!
I love FB. It's the quickest way to stay up to date with everyone and they have really cool games (for free).
I'm still waiting for an "Dislike" button though, some people can be so annoying.
@Alex: That's probably why you have time to do the things you do.
@Conny: I am still waiting for that one too.
Lol! I'm not on very often because I click over from e-mails if I need to make a comment, but people think I'm there all the time because I do that. I've actually gotten to the place where I don't care if I miss something! What happened????? I've been there though! Now I'm addicted to blogging? :)
This is an awesome post. My browser doesn't come up with facebook.com when I type in WWW, but it's getting close :) Thanks for the nod and giggle!
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