About Alexandra Heep

About Alexandra Heep: The internet has allowed allowed Alexandra to maintain a semblance of life when encountering an unexpected, lingering health crisis. The Internet is a lifeline which not only allows her to remain connected to friends, but also survive, via writing.While Alexandra Heep is her pen name, she does not hide behind it. Instead, she used it to brand herself on the Internet and to create opportunities.

Alexandra published her first book, a collection of her best poems, on July 11, 2012. You can buy it at Lulu.com

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Monday, July 23, 2012

You Might be a Facebook Addict if:


10. You type www into your browser, Facebook.com pops up.

9.  You click on your browser's history and Facebook is the top website.

8. You panic when you go on Facebook in the morning when it takes you to your sign-in screen as you never log out and forgot your password, it's been so long.

7. You can't remember your significant other's phone number, but you know everything that has been posted on his or her wall.

6. You don't like thunderstorms because you are afraid they will take down power/Internet where you can't get on Facebook.

5. You have met people in person after having talked to them on Facebook.

4. You tell everyone that your kids ignored your friend requests.

3. You write a blog about spending too much time on Facebook.

2. You come up with a list titled "You know you spend too much time on Facebook if:"

1. You read this and nod, giggle, or promote this post.

7 comments:

Glory Lennon said...

Is there a Facebook anonymous?

Alexandra Heep said...

If not, someone should start one!

Alex J. Cavanaugh said...

Fortunately, I am not on Facebook!

Conny said...

I love FB. It's the quickest way to stay up to date with everyone and they have really cool games (for free).
I'm still waiting for an "Dislike" button though, some people can be so annoying.

Alexandra Heep said...

@Alex: That's probably why you have time to do the things you do.

@Conny: I am still waiting for that one too.

doyoumeanwhatiknow said...

Lol! I'm not on very often because I click over from e-mails if I need to make a comment, but people think I'm there all the time because I do that. I've actually gotten to the place where I don't care if I miss something! What happened????? I've been there though! Now I'm addicted to blogging? :)

Guilie said...

This is an awesome post. My browser doesn't come up with facebook.com when I type in WWW, but it's getting close :) Thanks for the nod and giggle!